My First Blog.
WINTER approached quicker this year than I could say “I want that Hermes Birkin”
The human race (or at least the Southern Hemishere) starts to wind down for hibernation during Winter and the need for fur, cashmere, 100 denier opaque stockings, fake tan and a spooning partner becomes a necessity.
So I thought it would be a fabulous time to start a blog. My blog will be centered around things that make me laugh incessantly, want to throw a sharp objects at and love like the fans of Taylor Lautner’s abs.
NB: If you don’t have a spooning partner don't fret. You always have options. Listed below -
- Childhood-old-pale-pink-teddy-bear
- Boomerang pillow
- Spare duvet
- Life-size version of R-Patz (Available at all good retailers)
Any of the above options can be used in substitution. And some may provide more comfort than most men can provide. I am not a man-hater just a realist.
WINTER approached quicker this year than I could say “I want that Hermes Birkin”
The human race (or at least the Southern Hemishere) starts to wind down for hibernation during Winter and the need for fur, cashmere, 100 denier opaque stockings, fake tan and a spooning partner becomes a necessity.
So I thought it would be a fabulous time to start a blog. My blog will be centered around things that make me laugh incessantly, want to throw a sharp objects at and love like the fans of Taylor Lautner’s abs.
NB: If you don’t have a spooning partner don't fret. You always have options. Listed below -
- Childhood-old-pale-pink-teddy-bear
- Boomerang pillow
- Spare duvet
- Life-size version of R-Patz (Available at all good retailers)
Any of the above options can be used in substitution. And some may provide more comfort than most men can provide. I am not a man-hater just a realist.
“Let us love winter, for it is the spring of genius.” Pietro Aretino
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